Sag Aloo Spillage

I thought I was safe choosing Sag Aloo soup today as it's the same colour as my dress. Nae problem pal, I thought to myself. Any spillages will be undetectable. I wasn't counting on spilling the soup on my hand. It's now stained it a wee bit orange. But at least my hand matches my dress so I'm not going to get overly concerned.

I'm Not Allowed Pretty Things

It's been rather a long time since I've recorded a My Food On Me incident but today has been special. My new pink dress + toast + gerkins = need a bib.

Update: I feel that I need to clarify that I wasn't eating gerkins on toast. There were multiple staining incidents. The first took place when some butter fell from my toast and landed on my lap at breakfast. The second incident happened at lunchtime and was the result of a gerkin breaking free from my salami and gerkin baguette and making a bid for freedom that ended when it also landed in my lap. I hope that clarifies the situation.